Beau:Â Do you speak Chinese?
Me:Â No.Â Do you?
Beau:Â Do you speak in reading?
Me:Â What do you mean?
Beau:Â Do you read a book?
Me:Â Yes I read books.
Beau:Â Read this (opening the phone book.)
–Must remember this…Because one day I will regale college-aged Beau with these awesome memories of his childhood.–