Shane: Where were you talking about Justin Bieber?
Beau: At school. Everyone is talking about it.
Me & Shane: Everyone? Really?
Beau: I was talking with kids in the fourth grade after school. Heâ€™s in jail forever.
Me: If only…
>>My nightly prayer for Beau…Do as I say, not as Justin Bieber does.<<
Beau: We have a new kid at school.Â Her name is Victoria. I asked her to play vampire because she has sharp teeth.
Me: Did she?
>>Lesson Learned = sharp teeth a vampire don’t make <<
Beau: What is karma?
Me: You know, when you do something good, something good happens to you.
Beau: What about if you do something bad.
Me: Same thing.Â Don’t do bad things.
>>In my head, “Karma is a b#$ch.Â And this conversation is too deep for the ride to school.”<<
P.S. – It’s root beer.