I like your chips.
I LOVE your guacamole.
Please add nachos to your menu.
What does your license plate mean?
I’m happy you enjoy The Beatles, as evident with your three bumper stickers
but please stop enjoying texting while you’re in the lane next to me.
Dear Little Old Lady in the Shiny New Cadillac,
What does TATRTOT mean?
Funniest license plate I’ve seen in awhile.
Thanks for making me laugh this morning, even if I didn’t know what I was laughing at.
Dear Lady in the Explorer next to me,
How exactly do you smoke and chew gum at the same time?
That must take talent.
Of the smoky-bubble-gummy-type.