TGIF: My prevailing thought.
Insight Bowl: Cy and his boys are coming to town. I got a message from Iowa State today about tickets and pep rallies and tailgating. It ended with a reminder to “make it better than the 2000 Insight Bowl.” Gotcha. Anway, go Cy!
Oregano’s: I wonder how many days in a row I could eat there before I got sick and tired of the place. Just curious.
Tired: I’m tired of a certain someone’s obsession with brooms and vacuums and shop vacs. I have brooms and vacuums and shop vacuums in almost every room in the house. And you’ll never guess what I have in my car. No joke.
Barney: He has been discovered. I’m sure you feel my pain.
Marriage: My 2 cents if you’re interested…It can’t be enjoyable to be married to someone who’s passive-aggressive and pouty. Make your needs and expectations known, respect those of your partner, and realize you’re in for a lot of compromise. Marriage doesn’t come with mind-reading powers. I guess this goes for relationships in general.
Workout Room: That’s where we are right now. Cruel reminder. However, it’s Beau’s favorite room…for mischief making.
Question: What is your favorite Christmas movie? Mine is “It’s A Wonderful Life“.
Escape: We have lever door handles. Sami our crazy dog is able to open doors because of them. It’s so annoying yet also quite hilarious. She just escaped the room and Beau trying to put a neck weight getup on her. Yes they do make neck weight getups involving chains. They are also quite hilarious.
ROKKSTR: We are all legends in our own minds, right?
Cheetos: Did you know that they make Cheetos that turn your mouth green? No lie. Disgusting if you ask me. They will not enter my house under my watch.
Mishap: Clippers and a 2-year-old boy do not make a nice pair. No matter how many times the boy says he wants his hair cut, he doesn’t. Not at all. A hair catastrophe will ensue and because there is no haircut that involves only three swipes of the clippers you had better have a Grandma Jude on hand to remedy the situation.
Karma: Funny how it works and it’s still on my mind from last week.
Opening Night: Live your life like this, not like it’s the dress rehearsal.
Post Office: Why is this such a difficult errand for me?
Weekend: Enjoy it!!
Lisa says
I'm completely with you on It's A Wonderful Life. It's not Christmas until I've seen it.
Wendy H says
This made me laugh out loud several times!! Vacuums, dogs, clippers, Barney… Thanks for putting a laugh at the end of my week!!
Lora says
not barney!!
and those cheetos are so repulsive. sounding. I've never eaten them
Holli says
The green Cheetos just made me sick… why in the world would they invent THAT?! Ugh.
This post was hilarious… you so crack me up 🙂
Agrre 100% with the marriage section… was just talking to my brother about this yesterday. Strangely enough. I think we can classify my mother as pouty and passive aggressive.
M.J. says
And I thought that gnarly, neon orange color that regular Cheetos turned your fingers was disgusting. Green? Blech. Why do we dye our food anyway? Like red pistachios…I don't get it.
Chelsea Talks Smack says
I need brooms in every room, my home is a fackin' disaster area!