I’m learning to live without you on my phone.
It’s not easy.
I hope you start working properly soon.
Get with the times!
And the latest OS.
Silly me, I thought my speakers started malfunctioning out of the blue.
That happens right?
Turns out they didn’t.
You’re to blame.
And now I feel silly.
But Apple, you rock.
Thanks for the new phone, even though it wasn’t necessary.
(Not that I knew that of course…)