Did you think I had abandoned you?
Okay, I did.
But I’m back for you now.
Dear Lady in the Car Next To Me Going 70,
Plucking your eyebrows on the freeway?
I’m pretty sure no one cares about your eyebrows that much.
Dear War and Peace,
I’m tackling you.
Are you ready?
I’m not going to lie, I’m a little scared.